Well, a Pennsylvania man is accused of hiding a live turtle in the crotch area of his pants and trying to sneak it past Transportation Security Administration officers in New Jersey. The man, who was not identified by name,

A Pennsylvania man attempting to go through airport security was discovered to have been hiding a living turtle in his pants as he tried to sneak it onto the plane.

A man attempted to bring an invasive red-ear slider turtle through security at Newark Liberty International Airport, officials said.