It's unclear what version of the tale will appear in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," which opens May 22 in U.S. theaters.

CHESTERTON | In 1968, while stationed in Panama with the U.S. Air Force, Bill Homann stumbled onto a magazine article about British adventurer F.A. Mitchell-Hedges and a mysterious crystal skull ...

Also, why doesn't this guy “Val” have Internet access? Because if he did, he would be able to buy one of those Indiana Jones crystal skulls from eBay for like $24.